Florida summers are a frequent topic of internet memes. Given that the last couple of years, including this one, have set record highs for Florida temps, while the rest of the country watches us with jealous rage through frost-covered windows, we thought we’d share our own thoughts on Florida’s uncharacteristic winter.

After we were briefly graced with some cooler temperatures hinting at a promised winter with actual cold temps, and then hit with another heat wave, and some more cold, and another heat wave, and … well you get the point. You’re probably wondering if winter is even coming this year.

Instead of b****ing about it, you could always enjoy the benefits of an 80-degree December …

… but please, don’t complain about it to your Northern friends.

The likely cause of your frustration is the fact that you can’t wear all those cool winter clothes you bought (go ahead and just put them back in the box with your other unused jackets, gloves, hats and scarves).

On the bright side, we get to look forward to a ton of rain this winter, but hey … at least you’re not shoveling snow.

If you really look forward to the cooler weather, rest assured that there’s still a few months for winter to get here …

Just let the rest of our not-so-fortunate nation shovel their snow in misery.

Our only hope is all this gloating won’t cause them to get too sick of us …