Every four years, you hear the same thing, “If ______ gets elected, I’m moving to Canada!” This year is no different, but it seems like a lot more people are making this declaration than before, and are maybe considering it pretty seriously this time. Unfortunately, it isn’t as easy as just hopping over the border and being welcomed with a bottle of fresh maple syrup. Canada, like any highly developed country, is hard to infiltrate as an immigrant. The visa and citizenship process is long and arduous, and you need a really solid reason for them to accept you. Luckily, some brilliant people have engineered the perfect solution to all of our problems.
MapleMatch.com is a new dating site that promises to “Make Dating Great Again” by matching you up with a Canadian citizen to marry. Marrying a Canadian allows you to bypass much of the immigration red tape and speed up the process of escaping from the U.S. If you’re freaked out about the future of this country, it might be a great option to explore.
Right now the site isn’t up and running completely, but you can sign up for the waiting list to be notified as soon as its ready. Just give them some basic info and you’re ready to go. Start studying the rules of hockey and stocking up on winter coats!