Editor’s Note: That’s right ya’ll! It’s everyone’s favorite holiday! July 4th is the time of year where cars on the road are overtaken by bikes, where awesome skimpy bikinis and butt cheeks are practically everywhere, and when the beer is flowing like water. We love you here at the Void office, so here are some tips from the crew that can make or break you this wonderful Independence Day.

Eddie says:

eddie

Do: Eat breakfast
Don’t: Think you’re the only one who is going to dress up like an American champion

 

Devin says:

devin

Do: Wear your favorite tiny bikini and sing Icona Pop’s “I don’t care” on repeat.
Don’t: Forget to drink water.

 

Tye says:

tye
Do: If the suns out, DO bust your buns and your guns out (biceps…not actual firearms).
Don’t: DON’T Drive if you’ve been drinking!!!!

 

Mallory says:

mallory

Do: Wear some sort of denim.
Don’t: Eat any food that is not American. It’s not China, Italy, German, or Mexico day. IT’S AMERICA DAY!@#!@#

 

Mikey says:

mikey

Do: Take a moment and yell at the top of your lungs America into a crowd.
Don’t: Trash the beach…kooks

 

Amber says:

amber

Do: Have a pet bald eagle.
Don’t: Burn down the house cooking.

 

Aaron says:

aaron

Do: Wear red, white and blue.
Don’t: Try to light a bottle rocket from your butt. Don’t do this..seriously.

 

Blythe says:

blythe

Do: Buy Hank Williams Jr. cd and play it all day.
Don’t: Blow up your hand with fireworks.

 

Brit says:

brit

Do: Bring sunscreen!
Don’t: Get a DUI

 

Kingsley says:

kingsley

Do: Light as many fireworks as possible…no matter what your neighbors say. MURRICA!
Don’t: NO CONFEDERATE FLAGS.

 

Jeff says:

jeff

Do: Smoke alcohol
Don’t: Smoke alcohol

 

Logan says:

logan

Do: Buy a bike lock
Don’t: Don’t throw m80’s at bicycles

 

Anthony says:

anthony

Do: Show your American pride with red, white, and blue outfits.
Don’t: Come to your friend’s BBQ wearing only the American Flag. Only showing up naked with body paint will impress people.

 

Jay says:

jay

Do:  Celebrate living in the Best Country in the World. And appreciate all soldiers past & present.
Don’t: Drive a vehicle at all…

 

Bridget says:

bridget

Do: Bring a koozie.
Don’t:  Don’t forget your bike lock…unless you want to walk the rest of the day.

You’re welcome..!